Here's a Great Offer


    Here's a great offer that you shouldn't refuse:

    I keep on my desk, a small metal object that triples my website sales. I'm talking
    about a 200% increase in sales. I will send one of these metal objects for FREE to
    any person who asks me for it. You don't need to buy anything. You don't need to
    send me any money. But you do have to tell me your address so I can send it to you
    ... the last time I checked, I still can't send metal objects through the internet.

    And, by the way, I never sell, lend, or give away any email addresses or street
    addresses. All information will remain with me. You can even call my office after
    hours if you're hesitant to talk to a live human being. Just say, "I want you to send
    me the piece of metal," then state your name and address clearly, taking care to
    spell any words that are unusual. My staff is trained to get your free gift in the mail
    as soon as humanly possible.


    Here's a great offer:

    I keep on my desk, a small metal object that triples my website sales. I'm talking
    about a 200% increase in sales. I will send one of these metal objects for FREE   
    (in Kenya) to any person who asks me for it. You don't need to buy anything. You
    don't need to pay any money.  But you do have to tell me your address so I can
    send it to you ... the last time I checked, I still can't send metal objects through the
    Internet.

    And, by the way, I never sell, lend, or give away any email addresses or street
    addresses. All information will remain with me. You can even send a text message   
    if you're hesitant to talk to a live human being. Just say, "Please send me the piece
    of metal," then state your full name and address. My staff is trained to get your free
    gift in the mail as soon as humanly possible.


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